2005-2-16 - 1:55 am
MockFeature: Male and Female Instant Messenger Profiles
Everyone knows that men and women are different, but most people have only recently come to realize that one of the biggest differences between a man and a woman is the IM profile. For example, your typical guy will have a profile similar to the following:
"Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage."
-- the Smashing Pumpkins
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On the other hand, if I were to have an IM profile like a girl's, it would be something more on the order of this:
*~* Jonathan Michael Smits *~*
i heart my compadres!!! :-P
matt -- omg we have the best times lol. there's no time like the present (Except for last Thursday ;-) :-P )
kevin -- the beach was SO much fun lol. I still have nine good toes!
lloyd -- i loved the camping trip omg. I didn't know I could bend that way :-P but most of my hair has grown back.
dylan -- we r bff! mardi gras was a blast! I swear I didn't know it was a man! hahaha good times
wesley -- bfitwww!!! the best part is, I have no brother! it was me!
So, next time you're revising your IM profile, ask yourself if you really want to reinforce the same old gender stereotypes. Believe me, you do. Because gender stereotypes are there for a reason. TTYL :-P
